1
00:00:03,373 --> 00:00:04,748
Are you ready, kids?

2
00:00:04,831 --> 00:00:06,623
All: Aye, aye, Captain!

3
00:00:06,706 --> 00:00:08,206
I can't hear you.

4
00:00:08,289 --> 00:00:09,831
All: Aye, aye, Captain!

5
00:00:09,914 --> 00:00:12,956
♪ Ohh... ♪

6
00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:14,914
♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

7
00:00:14,998 --> 00:00:17,081
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

8
00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:18,998
♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

9
00:00:19,081 --> 00:00:20,831
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

10
00:00:20,914 --> 00:00:22,998
♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

11
00:00:23,081 --> 00:00:24,789
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

12
00:00:24,873 --> 00:00:27,081
♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

13
00:00:27,164 --> 00:00:28,956
- All: SpongeBob SquarePants!
- Ready?

14
00:00:29,039 --> 00:00:31,164
All: SpongeBob SquarePants!

15
00:00:31,248 --> 00:00:32,956
SpongeBob SquarePants!

16
00:00:33,039 --> 00:00:35,123
SpongeBob SquarePants!

17
00:00:35,206 --> 00:00:36,289
SpongeBob

18
00:00:36,373 --> 00:00:38,539
SquarePants!

19
00:00:38,623 --> 00:00:41,123
[Laughing]

20
00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:43,331
♪ ♪

21
00:00:43,414 --> 00:00:44,873
[Waves crashing]

22
00:00:58,789 --> 00:01:01,289
[Thunder crashes]

23
00:01:01,373 --> 00:01:03,456
[Rain pattering]

24
00:01:03,539 --> 00:01:05,373
[Thunder crashes]

25
00:01:05,456 --> 00:01:08,039
Boy, good thing
I remembered my umbrella.

26
00:01:08,123 --> 00:01:09,456
Me too.

27
00:01:09,539 --> 00:01:11,664
[Rain pattering]

28
00:01:11,748 --> 00:01:13,289
Whoa!

29
00:01:15,748 --> 00:01:17,039
Whoa!

30
00:01:18,206 --> 00:01:19,206
Come on, kids.

31
00:01:19,289 --> 00:01:21,289
All: Whoa!

32
00:01:23,873 --> 00:01:26,123
Eh,
too bad I forgot my umbrella.

33
00:01:26,206 --> 00:01:27,331
[Sighs]

34
00:01:27,414 --> 00:01:29,914
The end of another
successful business day.

35
00:01:29,998 --> 00:01:31,248
You know, Squidward,

36
00:01:31,331 --> 00:01:34,456
this time of day
always reminds me of...

37
00:01:34,539 --> 00:01:35,789
money.

38
00:01:35,873 --> 00:01:37,914
[Change clinking
and Mr. Krabs muttering]

39
00:01:37,998 --> 00:01:39,164
Oh, yeah, that's right.

40
00:01:39,248 --> 00:01:40,456
[Screams]

41
00:01:40,539 --> 00:01:43,623
I'll just be here working
while you do--

42
00:01:43,706 --> 00:01:44,831
[Screams]

43
00:01:44,914 --> 00:01:47,623
[Hissing]

44
00:01:47,706 --> 00:01:50,331
[Thunder crashes]

45
00:01:50,414 --> 00:01:52,789
[Snarling and growling]

46
00:01:52,873 --> 00:01:54,039
Uh-huh.

47
00:01:54,123 --> 00:01:57,039
Um, I'm sorry, ma'am.

48
00:01:57,123 --> 00:01:57,873
Gulp!

49
00:01:57,956 --> 00:01:59,623
But we're closed.

50
00:01:59,706 --> 00:02:03,539
[Squishing]

51
00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:05,748
I see you're hungry, but--

52
00:02:05,831 --> 00:02:09,081
[Retching]

53
00:02:09,164 --> 00:02:12,789
Uh-huh,
but we really are closed.

54
00:02:12,873 --> 00:02:14,581
Um, thank you.

55
00:02:14,664 --> 00:02:15,956
Come again.

56
00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:19,289
Hey!
Closed means closed, grandma.

57
00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:21,289
[Grunting]

58
00:02:21,373 --> 00:02:22,331
Thud!
[Yelps]

59
00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:24,706
[Grunting]

60
00:02:24,789 --> 00:02:26,998
Snap!

61
00:02:27,081 --> 00:02:29,414
[Sighs]
Boy, some people.

62
00:02:31,956 --> 00:02:35,706
One Krabby Patty, please.

63
00:02:35,789 --> 00:02:38,248
I told you.
We're closed.

64
00:02:38,331 --> 00:02:40,873
I was supposed to
get out of here ten minutes ago.

65
00:02:40,956 --> 00:02:44,081
And besides, I already
cashed the register out.

66
00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:45,748
- Oh, but I--
- Nope.

67
00:02:45,831 --> 00:02:46,998
- I--
- No.

68
00:02:47,081 --> 00:02:48,081
- I--
- No way.

69
00:02:48,164 --> 00:02:49,706
Please?
I--

70
00:02:49,789 --> 00:02:50,748
Never.

71
00:02:50,831 --> 00:02:53,206
I brought exact change.

72
00:02:58,539 --> 00:02:59,789
Uh-huh.

73
00:02:59,873 --> 00:03:01,456
That is what they cost...

74
00:03:01,539 --> 00:03:03,081
20 years ago.

75
00:03:03,164 --> 00:03:06,248
Krabby Patties cost $4.50
these days, lady.

76
00:03:06,331 --> 00:03:07,539
Oh, dear.

77
00:03:07,623 --> 00:03:10,164
Seems I'm just one short.

78
00:03:10,248 --> 00:03:12,498
- [Rustling]
- No way, granny!

79
00:03:12,581 --> 00:03:14,581
Oh, but it's all I have.

80
00:03:14,664 --> 00:03:16,789
- Oh, please?
- Nope.

81
00:03:16,873 --> 00:03:18,956
Oh, please?

82
00:03:19,039 --> 00:03:21,289
[Sniffs]
How terribly sad.

83
00:03:21,373 --> 00:03:24,789
Please?
Oh, please.

84
00:03:24,873 --> 00:03:29,498
[Indistinct whispering]

85
00:03:29,581 --> 00:03:30,914
[Gasps]

86
00:03:35,039 --> 00:03:37,748
You haven't seen the last of...

87
00:03:37,831 --> 00:03:40,581
me!
[Thunder crashes violently]

88
00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:47,373
Well,
I've certainly seen enough.

89
00:03:47,456 --> 00:03:48,998
[Chuckles]

90
00:03:49,081 --> 00:03:51,498
[Shudders]
What a creepy old hagfish.

91
00:03:51,581 --> 00:03:52,914
I thought she'd never leave.

92
00:03:52,998 --> 00:03:55,414
Aye, good job, there, SpongeBob.

93
00:03:55,498 --> 00:03:58,456
Say, what did you tell her
that finally drove her out?

94
00:03:58,539 --> 00:04:01,414
I may need to know
in case she ever comes back.

95
00:04:01,498 --> 00:04:02,456
[Chuckles]

96
00:04:02,539 --> 00:04:03,831
[Laughs nervously]

97
00:04:03,914 --> 00:04:05,498
"Need to know
in case she ever"--

98
00:04:05,581 --> 00:04:06,414
[Laughs nervously]

99
00:04:13,081 --> 00:04:14,664
[Inhales deeply]

100
00:04:14,748 --> 00:04:17,414
[Sighs]

101
00:04:17,498 --> 00:04:19,331
[Sniffing]

102
00:04:19,414 --> 00:04:20,289
[Sighs]

103
00:04:20,373 --> 00:04:21,873
Have a good night, Mr. Krabs.

104
00:04:21,956 --> 00:04:23,831
Uh, you too, SpongeBob.

105
00:04:23,914 --> 00:04:28,498
Have a good...

106
00:04:28,581 --> 00:04:29,414
night?

107
00:04:35,039 --> 00:04:36,748
Psst!
Old lady?

108
00:04:36,831 --> 00:04:37,831
Old lady?

109
00:04:37,914 --> 00:04:39,373
Here I am.

110
00:04:39,456 --> 00:04:41,539
[Coughs]

111
00:04:41,623 --> 00:04:44,539
Right where you told me
to meet you.

112
00:04:44,623 --> 00:04:46,539
Actually,
I told you to meet me

113
00:04:46,623 --> 00:04:47,956
two paces to the left.

114
00:04:49,956 --> 00:04:52,123
Oh, good, you're here!

115
00:04:52,206 --> 00:04:54,039
I brought the stuff.

116
00:04:54,123 --> 00:04:56,039
My goodness!

117
00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:59,664
This has to be the most kind,
most generous,

118
00:04:59,748 --> 00:05:04,039
most thoughtful thing
anyone has ever done for me.

119
00:05:04,123 --> 00:05:05,373
You're welcome.

120
00:05:05,456 --> 00:05:06,748
Just take it
before someone sees us.

121
00:05:06,831 --> 00:05:07,831
Too late!

122
00:05:07,914 --> 00:05:08,873
Mr. Krabs!

123
00:05:08,956 --> 00:05:10,706
So it's true.

124
00:05:10,789 --> 00:05:12,331
How did you find out?

125
00:05:12,414 --> 00:05:13,706
Find out?

126
00:05:13,789 --> 00:05:15,789
Boy, you have to get up
pretty early in the morning

127
00:05:15,873 --> 00:05:20,289
to sneak a pair of buns
like these past old Mr. Krabs.

128
00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:23,164
Or at least before
he takes off his sleep mask.

129
00:05:23,248 --> 00:05:25,164
How did you know
I wore a sleep mask?

130
00:05:25,248 --> 00:05:27,789
Oh, please, Mr. Krabs,
don't fire me!

131
00:05:27,873 --> 00:05:29,914
Please!

132
00:05:29,998 --> 00:05:31,373
[Thunder crashes]

133
00:05:31,456 --> 00:05:35,081
Eye of newt
and frozen shark skin slab.

134
00:05:35,164 --> 00:05:39,498
I hereby curse the Krusty Krab!

135
00:05:39,581 --> 00:05:40,706
[Cackles]

136
00:05:40,789 --> 00:05:43,664
[Thunder crashes]

137
00:05:47,498 --> 00:05:49,706
We are not a soup kitchen, boy.

138
00:05:49,789 --> 00:05:53,039
And these will be coming
out of your paycheck.

139
00:05:53,123 --> 00:05:55,164
Besides,
we don't want to encourage...

140
00:05:55,248 --> 00:05:57,039
[Shudders]
charity.

141
00:05:57,123 --> 00:06:00,248
But what about
the--the--the--the--

142
00:06:00,331 --> 00:06:02,539
- Come on, boy, spit it out!
- The--the--the--

143
00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,998
Okay, let's see
what's under the hood.

144
00:06:05,081 --> 00:06:06,456
- The--the--the--the--
- Hmm.

145
00:06:06,539 --> 00:06:10,164
[Chuckles]
There, that should do it.

146
00:06:10,248 --> 00:06:11,456
But what about the curse?

147
00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:12,789
The curse?

148
00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,706
Boy, let me explain something
about curses

149
00:06:14,789 --> 00:06:16,039
with a little short story

150
00:06:16,123 --> 00:06:18,373
me great-grand pappy
used to tell me.

151
00:06:18,456 --> 00:06:19,498
Ahem.

152
00:06:19,581 --> 00:06:20,789
Ah, yes, here we go.

153
00:06:20,873 --> 00:06:23,289
Curses are nonsense!

154
00:06:23,373 --> 00:06:25,289
- They are, Mr. Krabs?
- Yep.

155
00:06:25,373 --> 00:06:27,123
Just totally
fabricated superstition.

156
00:06:27,206 --> 00:06:28,664
Right, Squidward?

157
00:06:28,748 --> 00:06:30,664
You're asking the wrong guy
about curses.

158
00:06:30,748 --> 00:06:33,123
I live next door to SpongeBob.
[Shudders]

159
00:06:33,206 --> 00:06:34,498
[Chuckles]

160
00:06:34,581 --> 00:06:35,789
See, boy?

161
00:06:35,873 --> 00:06:38,914
Just the maniacal ramblings
of an old lady.

162
00:06:38,998 --> 00:06:40,331
Nothing to worry about.

163
00:06:44,456 --> 00:06:46,623
Squidward,
I'm starting to get worried.

164
00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:47,998
I got a funny feeling

165
00:06:48,081 --> 00:06:50,039
that the Krusty Krab
really is cursed.

166
00:06:50,123 --> 00:06:51,664
Uh-huh.
And why is that?

167
00:06:51,748 --> 00:06:55,581
Well, we haven't seen
a single customer all morning.

168
00:06:55,664 --> 00:06:56,831
That's not a curse.

169
00:06:56,914 --> 00:06:58,748
[Slurping]

170
00:06:58,831 --> 00:07:00,081
That's a blessing.

171
00:07:00,164 --> 00:07:01,748
[Chuckles]
You're right.

172
00:07:01,831 --> 00:07:04,456
There's no such thing as curses.

173
00:07:04,539 --> 00:07:06,498
[Glass shatters
and Squidward screams]

174
00:07:06,581 --> 00:07:09,414
[Flames whoosh]

175
00:07:12,248 --> 00:07:14,414
Me money!

176
00:07:23,081 --> 00:07:24,164
[Rumbling]

177
00:07:24,248 --> 00:07:27,498
[Explosion]

178
00:07:27,581 --> 00:07:30,873
[Screaming]

179
00:07:30,956 --> 00:07:31,789
I got it.
I got it.

180
00:07:31,873 --> 00:07:35,039
[Blowing]

181
00:07:35,123 --> 00:07:36,664
[Muttering]
Hot. Hot. Hot.

182
00:07:36,748 --> 00:07:38,206
[Blowing nervously]

183
00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:40,039
[Muttering]

184
00:07:40,123 --> 00:07:42,289
[Flames sizzling]

185
00:07:46,789 --> 00:07:48,748
I don't got it.

186
00:07:48,831 --> 00:07:50,248
I just remembered

187
00:07:50,331 --> 00:07:52,206
there's a "no curse" clause
in my contract.

188
00:07:52,289 --> 00:07:53,331
Nice working with you.

189
00:07:53,414 --> 00:07:54,414
Squidward, wait!

190
00:07:54,498 --> 00:07:56,414
You don't even have a contract.

191
00:07:56,498 --> 00:07:59,289
There's a "no contract" clause
in it too.

192
00:08:01,706 --> 00:08:02,623
Mr. Krabs,

193
00:08:02,706 --> 00:08:03,998
what makes you so sure

194
00:08:04,081 --> 00:08:05,039
that even if
we find that old lady

195
00:08:05,123 --> 00:08:06,164
she'll lift the curse?

196
00:08:06,248 --> 00:08:08,331
Oh-ho, don't worry, SpongeBob.

197
00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:10,831
Mr. Krabs
has a special technique

198
00:08:10,914 --> 00:08:13,581
for dealing with situations
like these.

199
00:08:13,664 --> 00:08:17,456
It's called begging
and pleading.

200
00:08:20,748 --> 00:08:22,081
Well, SpongeBob,

201
00:08:22,164 --> 00:08:23,289
I don't think
we're ever gonna find--

202
00:08:23,373 --> 00:08:24,998
[Gasps]
Mr. Krabs, look!

203
00:08:25,081 --> 00:08:28,206
Well, I'll be the slimy son
of a slippery sea slug, boy.

204
00:08:28,289 --> 00:08:31,831
It's her.

205
00:08:31,914 --> 00:08:35,081
Give me one good reason
why I should lift the curse.

206
00:08:35,164 --> 00:08:36,581
Because if you don't,

207
00:08:36,664 --> 00:08:38,623
me business
will be ruined forever.

208
00:08:38,706 --> 00:08:41,206
I said,
"Give me a good reason."

209
00:08:41,289 --> 00:08:44,164
Oh, please, Madame Hagfish.

210
00:08:44,248 --> 00:08:45,664
Please.
[Sobbing]

211
00:08:45,748 --> 00:08:47,289
I'll do anything.

212
00:08:47,373 --> 00:08:50,289
Anything at all.
[Sobbing]

213
00:08:50,373 --> 00:08:53,873
Oh, I like a man who begs.

214
00:08:53,956 --> 00:08:55,831
See?
Told you.

215
00:08:55,914 --> 00:08:57,789
I will lift the curse,

216
00:08:57,873 --> 00:09:02,664
provided the two of you
complete a dangerous task.

217
00:09:02,748 --> 00:09:04,164
Ah, now,
wait a minute, granny.

218
00:09:04,248 --> 00:09:05,248
That wasn't part of the--

219
00:09:05,331 --> 00:09:06,706
Anything, oh, great hagfish.

220
00:09:09,623 --> 00:09:13,123
Bring me
the sacred gold doubloon

221
00:09:13,206 --> 00:09:17,623
from the throat
of the giant golden eel.

222
00:09:19,123 --> 00:09:21,206
Both: Okay.

223
00:09:22,998 --> 00:09:24,164
Well, this must be it.

224
00:09:24,248 --> 00:09:25,789
The lair of the golden eel.

225
00:09:25,873 --> 00:09:26,914
How could you tell?

226
00:09:26,998 --> 00:09:28,706
She gave me its business card.

227
00:09:33,414 --> 00:09:34,873
Hey, SpongeBob,

228
00:09:34,956 --> 00:09:37,956
so you think this fudgy stuff
we're walking in

229
00:09:38,039 --> 00:09:39,081
might be the eel's--

230
00:09:39,164 --> 00:09:40,498
Leftover pudding?

231
00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:41,998
Yes, I thought that too.

232
00:09:42,081 --> 00:09:43,081
Hold it, SpongeBob.

233
00:09:43,164 --> 00:09:44,331
Look.

234
00:09:44,414 --> 00:09:46,498
It's the eel.

235
00:09:46,581 --> 00:09:48,748
Well, nappy time always comes
after pudding.

236
00:09:48,831 --> 00:09:51,164
Let's go get the doubloon from
his throat before he wakes up.

237
00:09:51,248 --> 00:09:52,498
Good idea.

238
00:09:52,581 --> 00:09:54,456
Be careful not to--

239
00:09:54,539 --> 00:09:55,914
Whoa!
Splat!

240
00:09:59,123 --> 00:10:00,331
He's awake.

241
00:10:00,414 --> 00:10:02,498
[Screams loudly]

242
00:10:02,581 --> 00:10:05,498
[Grumbling drowsily]

243
00:10:05,581 --> 00:10:07,039
Look out for his tail!

244
00:10:07,123 --> 00:10:09,081
Quick!
Find something to...

245
00:10:09,164 --> 00:10:10,456
hide behind.

246
00:10:10,539 --> 00:10:11,831
Smack!
Whoa!

247
00:10:11,914 --> 00:10:13,039
[Yelps]

248
00:10:13,123 --> 00:10:15,998
[Indistinct grumbling]

249
00:10:16,081 --> 00:10:17,873
Morning already?

250
00:10:17,956 --> 00:10:20,123
[Gasps]

251
00:10:20,206 --> 00:10:21,873
I'm coming, Mr. Krabs.

252
00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,206
Don't go anywhere!

253
00:10:23,289 --> 00:10:25,123
I really don't have a choice.

254
00:10:25,206 --> 00:10:27,206
Take this!

255
00:10:27,289 --> 00:10:28,206
Tap!

256
00:10:28,289 --> 00:10:29,373
Huh?

257
00:10:29,456 --> 00:10:30,289
- Thud!
- Ooph!

258
00:10:30,373 --> 00:10:31,873
Good job, laddy!

259
00:10:31,956 --> 00:10:34,206
We're not finished yet.

260
00:10:34,289 --> 00:10:35,581
- Smack!
- [Coughs]

261
00:10:35,664 --> 00:10:36,914
- [Metallic clink]
- I got it. I got it.

262
00:10:36,998 --> 00:10:37,914
I got it. I got it.

263
00:10:37,998 --> 00:10:41,081
Clap!

264
00:10:41,164 --> 00:10:43,456
I don't got it.

265
00:10:45,206 --> 00:10:46,748
Madame Hagfish,

266
00:10:46,831 --> 00:10:49,664
we have the gold doubloon
you asked for.

267
00:10:49,748 --> 00:10:51,956
Finally.

268
00:10:56,248 --> 00:10:59,373
Clean, please.

269
00:10:59,456 --> 00:11:02,081
Uh, now it's time
to lift that curse

270
00:11:02,164 --> 00:11:03,539
like you promised.

271
00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,248
There you go.
The curse is lifted.

272
00:11:07,331 --> 00:11:08,748
A closed sign?

273
00:11:08,831 --> 00:11:10,289
That's it?

274
00:11:10,373 --> 00:11:11,789
That's the curse?

275
00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:13,498
you think
I'm going to waste good spells

276
00:11:13,581 --> 00:11:15,331
on a bottom feeder like you?

277
00:11:15,414 --> 00:11:17,539
Have a nice day.

278
00:11:19,581 --> 00:11:21,331
[Tires screeching]

279
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:25,164
[Slurping and munching]

280
00:11:25,248 --> 00:11:27,748
Well, it's like
I told you before, SpongeBob.

281
00:11:27,831 --> 00:11:30,373
There ain't no such thing
as curses

282
00:11:30,456 --> 00:11:33,248
or witches
or magical sea creatures or--

283
00:11:33,331 --> 00:11:35,998
[Rumbling]
Whoa.

284
00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:36,998
Do you feel that?

285
00:11:37,081 --> 00:11:39,623
[Rumbling continues]

286
00:11:39,706 --> 00:11:40,414
Crash!

287
00:11:40,498 --> 00:11:41,498
[Groaning]

288
00:11:41,581 --> 00:11:43,998
[Crowd screaming]

289
00:11:58,581 --> 00:11:59,581
[Metallic squealing]

290
00:12:03,081 --> 00:12:05,164
Nothing like a fresh frozen
Krabby Patty

291
00:12:05,248 --> 00:12:07,748
with extra freezer burn flavor.

292
00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:09,039
Snap!
[Shattering]

293
00:12:11,706 --> 00:12:13,373
Here we go--

294
00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:17,581
[Scraping]

295
00:12:17,664 --> 00:12:18,581
Hmm.

296
00:12:18,664 --> 00:12:19,706
Grill looks a tad dirty.

297
00:12:19,789 --> 00:12:21,289
Yeah, I'd like to order--

298
00:12:21,373 --> 00:12:22,664
[Grunting]

299
00:12:22,748 --> 00:12:23,664
Hold that thought.

300
00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:25,123
[Grunting and scrubbing]

301
00:12:25,206 --> 00:12:27,373
SpongeBob,
what's all the racket?

302
00:12:27,456 --> 00:12:29,331
[Scrubbing]

303
00:12:29,414 --> 00:12:30,289
[Dripping]

304
00:12:30,373 --> 00:12:32,248
Uh, so I'd like to order--

305
00:12:32,331 --> 00:12:33,873
- [Shushing]
- [Mumbling]

306
00:12:33,956 --> 00:12:36,914
[Squeaking]

307
00:12:42,539 --> 00:12:43,331
Say!

308
00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,664
Who wants the first patty

309
00:12:45,748 --> 00:12:48,706
from our freshly cleaned grill?

310
00:12:48,789 --> 00:12:50,998
[Muttering maniacally]

311
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,789
I would like a Krabby Patty.

312
00:12:52,873 --> 00:12:54,164
Okay.
How about you, Squid--

313
00:12:54,248 --> 00:12:56,498
No,
I do not want a Krabby Patty.

314
00:12:56,581 --> 00:12:58,498
You sure?

315
00:12:58,581 --> 00:12:59,873
Don't touch me.

316
00:12:59,956 --> 00:13:01,414
Why don't you
want a Krabby Patty?

317
00:13:01,498 --> 00:13:03,164
I've seen
what he cleans the grill with.

318
00:13:03,248 --> 00:13:05,581
Now all I need
is a fresh patty.

319
00:13:06,831 --> 00:13:08,039
[Screaming]

320
00:13:08,123 --> 00:13:11,123
[Screaming and skidding]

321
00:13:18,456 --> 00:13:20,789
Hey, where'd all this water
come from?

322
00:13:20,873 --> 00:13:23,414
[Water running]

323
00:13:23,498 --> 00:13:24,331
There we go.

324
00:13:24,414 --> 00:13:26,081
Oh, my stars and garters,

325
00:13:26,164 --> 00:13:28,873
the sink is clogged up.

326
00:13:28,956 --> 00:13:30,373
Safety.

327
00:13:30,456 --> 00:13:31,956
[Whistling]

328
00:13:32,039 --> 00:13:33,706
Now, what seems to be
the trouble, hmm?

329
00:13:33,789 --> 00:13:35,581
[Screaming]
Thud!

330
00:13:35,664 --> 00:13:37,039
Patrick, what happened?

331
00:13:37,123 --> 00:13:39,373
There I was, walking along,

332
00:13:39,456 --> 00:13:41,956
just minding my own business,
and then,

333
00:13:42,039 --> 00:13:43,414
boom!

334
00:13:43,498 --> 00:13:46,081
Some dumbbell
put this thing in the way.

335
00:13:47,206 --> 00:13:48,664
What you doing?

336
00:13:48,748 --> 00:13:50,664
Trying to see what
has this sink all backed up.

337
00:13:50,748 --> 00:13:51,789
Would you excuse me a second?

338
00:13:51,873 --> 00:13:52,789
Uh-huh.

339
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:53,789
[Inhales deeply]

340
00:13:53,873 --> 00:13:54,748
Splash!

341
00:13:55,873 --> 00:13:58,748
Aha!

342
00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:00,081
Ah, this is easy.

343
00:14:00,164 --> 00:14:01,664
All I have to do
is pull the drain plug.

344
00:14:01,748 --> 00:14:02,914
Pull the drain plug.

345
00:14:02,998 --> 00:14:04,164
Pull the drain plug.

346
00:14:04,248 --> 00:14:05,414
Pull the drain plug.

347
00:14:05,498 --> 00:14:06,414
The drain plug.

348
00:14:06,498 --> 00:14:07,914
The drain plug.
The drain plug.

349
00:14:07,998 --> 00:14:09,081
[Glass shatters]
The drain plug.

350
00:14:09,164 --> 00:14:11,623
The drain plug?

351
00:14:11,706 --> 00:14:13,664
[Grunting]

352
00:14:13,748 --> 00:14:14,664
SpongeBob!

353
00:14:14,748 --> 00:14:15,748
Clang!

354
00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:17,456
Thud!

355
00:14:17,539 --> 00:14:20,331
What in Neptune's bathtub
do you think you're doing, lad?

356
00:14:20,414 --> 00:14:21,873
Well, the sink is clogged,

357
00:14:21,998 --> 00:14:23,456
so I was gonna
pull out the drain plug.

358
00:14:23,539 --> 00:14:24,623
Slap!

359
00:14:24,706 --> 00:14:26,164
Stop messing
with that drain plug.

360
00:14:26,248 --> 00:14:27,831
Are you daft?

361
00:14:27,914 --> 00:14:29,831
Why don't you want me to
pull the drain plug, Mr. Krabs?

362
00:14:29,914 --> 00:14:31,373
Why don't I--

363
00:14:31,456 --> 00:14:32,373
Hmm.

364
00:14:32,456 --> 00:14:35,456
One sec.

365
00:14:35,539 --> 00:14:38,914
Time for a scary story, boys.

366
00:14:38,998 --> 00:14:43,623
The story
of the main drain.

367
00:14:43,706 --> 00:14:45,748
[Dramatic music]

368
00:14:45,831 --> 00:14:46,831
Patrick.

369
00:14:46,914 --> 00:14:47,789
Sorry.
Click!

370
00:14:47,873 --> 00:14:49,039
As I was saying,

371
00:14:49,123 --> 00:14:51,498
it happened a long time ago...

372
00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,748
[Dramatic music]

373
00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,373
Patrick!
Click!

374
00:14:55,456 --> 00:14:57,581
To a pair of little kids.

375
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:58,623
[Whimpering]

376
00:14:58,706 --> 00:15:00,456
Two little kids?

377
00:15:00,539 --> 00:15:01,748
[Sobbing]

378
00:15:01,831 --> 00:15:04,956
Anyway,
it's said that the main drain

379
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:06,998
beckoned to them,

380
00:15:07,081 --> 00:15:09,664
putting them under its spell.

381
00:15:09,748 --> 00:15:12,331
[Laughter]

382
00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:13,414
♪ Da-da da-da dum ♪

383
00:15:13,498 --> 00:15:14,956
♪ Da-da dum dum dum ♪

384
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,164
One day, those two kids

385
00:15:17,248 --> 00:15:18,956
were wandering through the ocean

386
00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:21,539
when they stumbled upon it.

387
00:15:21,623 --> 00:15:22,539
Both: Huh?

388
00:15:22,623 --> 00:15:26,498
The main drain.

389
00:15:26,581 --> 00:15:29,539
[Both titter]

390
00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:30,831
Legend has it

391
00:15:30,914 --> 00:15:32,664
that their curiosity
got the best of them...

392
00:15:32,748 --> 00:15:33,706
[Both grunting]
Pop!

393
00:15:33,789 --> 00:15:35,664
And they pulled the plug.

394
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:38,206
The entire ocean
rushed into the drain

395
00:15:38,289 --> 00:15:43,039
and sucked those two kids
right down with it.

396
00:15:43,123 --> 00:15:45,539
The drain was so powerful,

397
00:15:45,623 --> 00:15:48,664
it pulled all of Bikini Bottom
into its gaping maw,

398
00:15:48,748 --> 00:15:51,373
causing an apocalypse
of the sea.

399
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,039
And nobody

400
00:15:57,123 --> 00:16:01,456
was ever heard from again.

401
00:16:01,539 --> 00:16:03,831
Where is the main drain,
Mr. Krabs?

402
00:16:03,914 --> 00:16:05,331
Well, it's right--

403
00:16:05,414 --> 00:16:07,206
I don't know where it is.

404
00:16:07,289 --> 00:16:08,581
And I'm sure not gonna tell you.

405
00:16:08,664 --> 00:16:10,789
Thud!
So--So, so get out of here.

406
00:16:10,873 --> 00:16:12,456
And stay away from that drain!

407
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:15,789
No plugs will be pulled
on my watch.

408
00:16:15,873 --> 00:16:20,456
Mr. Krabs sure has a lot
of baggage about drain dealies.

409
00:16:20,539 --> 00:16:23,706
The main drain
sounds very, very dangerous.

410
00:16:23,789 --> 00:16:25,789
I'm never
gonna go near that thing.

411
00:16:25,873 --> 00:16:27,623
We should go find it!

412
00:16:27,706 --> 00:16:30,498
To protect it
from people like us.

413
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:32,914
What if we get sucked in
like those other two kids?

414
00:16:32,998 --> 00:16:34,248
Oh, don't worry.

415
00:16:34,331 --> 00:16:35,831
We're not little kids.

416
00:16:35,914 --> 00:16:39,914
We're all grown up.

417
00:16:39,998 --> 00:16:41,123
[Stretching]
Pop!

418
00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,456
Hey, a baby tooth.

419
00:16:43,539 --> 00:16:47,914
Who's been in Bikini Bottom
for as long as Mr. Krabs?

420
00:16:47,998 --> 00:16:49,081
- Crunch!
- Ow!

421
00:16:49,164 --> 00:16:50,081
Ew.

422
00:16:50,164 --> 00:16:51,789
Oh, hi, Plankton.

423
00:16:51,873 --> 00:16:54,498
[Screaming]

424
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:56,748
Let's ask Plankton.
He's a geezer.

425
00:16:56,831 --> 00:17:00,539
What stupid question do you
want the answer to, idiots?

426
00:17:00,623 --> 00:17:02,873
Patrick and I are
trying to find the main drain.

427
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:06,164
[Gasps]
The main drain?

428
00:17:06,248 --> 00:17:08,164
What are you two
bothering me for?

429
00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:10,831
I mean, I--I don't know
where the main drain is.

430
00:17:10,914 --> 00:17:11,914
It's a myth anyway.

431
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:12,998
It doesn't exist.

432
00:17:13,081 --> 00:17:14,206
Yeah, but Mr. Krabs says--

433
00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,081
Krabs!
Why that--

434
00:17:16,164 --> 00:17:17,914
He was just telling you
a fish tale.

435
00:17:17,998 --> 00:17:19,289
There's no such thing

436
00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:21,123
as a drain
at the bottom of the sea.

437
00:17:21,206 --> 00:17:23,123
So go on, scram!
Shoo!

438
00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:25,456
Get out of here!

439
00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:28,873
Why on Earth would Krabs
tell those two blunderers

440
00:17:28,956 --> 00:17:30,206
about the main drain?

441
00:17:31,456 --> 00:17:34,581
I wonder who else knows about
the main drain.

442
00:17:37,414 --> 00:17:39,539
Both: Old Man Jenkins!

443
00:17:39,623 --> 00:17:43,289
Why are you two asking
about the main drain?

444
00:17:43,373 --> 00:17:44,873
Mr. Krabs told us a story

445
00:17:44,956 --> 00:17:47,456
of how the main drain
once destroyed Bikini Bottom.

446
00:17:47,539 --> 00:17:49,289
So we've been looking for it.

447
00:17:49,373 --> 00:17:51,456
Does the main drain
even exist?

448
00:17:51,539 --> 00:17:54,081
Oh, it exists all right.

449
00:17:54,164 --> 00:17:56,331
But it's been...

450
00:17:56,414 --> 00:17:58,331
hushed up.

451
00:17:58,414 --> 00:18:01,956
Where is the drain,
oh, wise Jenkins?

452
00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,581
I have no idea.

453
00:18:07,539 --> 00:18:09,914
Patrick!
We need to find that drain!

454
00:18:09,998 --> 00:18:11,039
Why?

455
00:18:11,123 --> 00:18:13,414
Isn't your curiosity piqued?

456
00:18:13,498 --> 00:18:15,164
What if somebody
accidentally pulls it?

457
00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:16,789
What if--
what if--

458
00:18:16,873 --> 00:18:18,331
Blah, blah, blah--

459
00:18:18,414 --> 00:18:20,956
Oh, man, I hope
this question's not for me.

460
00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:23,081
I hate questions.

461
00:18:23,164 --> 00:18:24,789
What do you think, Patrick?

462
00:18:24,873 --> 00:18:26,164
[Stammers]

463
00:18:26,248 --> 00:18:27,331
42!

464
00:18:27,414 --> 00:18:28,998
[Stammers]
No! Triangle!

465
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:30,289
[Stammering]
Meatballs!

466
00:18:30,373 --> 00:18:32,331
Screwdrivers!
Pajamas!

467
00:18:32,414 --> 00:18:33,498
[Sobbing]

468
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:34,956
I hear you, Patrick.

469
00:18:35,039 --> 00:18:36,706
Let's go find that main drain!

470
00:18:36,789 --> 00:18:37,623
Okay.

471
00:18:40,956 --> 00:18:43,081
Let's start walking.

472
00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,498
Uh, no, thanks.

473
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:47,539
I'm not into
the whole walking thing.

474
00:18:48,456 --> 00:18:49,914
But Patrick,

475
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,539
how are we gonna get
to the center of the ocean?

476
00:18:51,623 --> 00:18:52,831
We'll wait for it
to come to us.

477
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:53,956
Hmm.

478
00:18:54,039 --> 00:18:56,789
I have a better idea.

479
00:18:56,873 --> 00:18:58,748
[Squishing]

480
00:18:58,831 --> 00:18:59,956
[Inhales deeply]

481
00:19:00,039 --> 00:19:02,498
[Exhales]

482
00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,623
La-la-la-la-la!

483
00:19:07,956 --> 00:19:08,998
Well, what do you think?

484
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,373
I love it.

485
00:19:10,456 --> 00:19:13,706
[Both laughing and squealing]

486
00:19:13,789 --> 00:19:15,623
Both: Road trip!

487
00:19:15,706 --> 00:19:17,081
Whoo!

488
00:19:17,164 --> 00:19:18,081
Pop!

489
00:19:18,164 --> 00:19:19,081
Thud!

490
00:19:19,164 --> 00:19:20,248
Well, that's out.

491
00:19:20,331 --> 00:19:21,789
Both: Hmm.

492
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:22,873
I know!

493
00:19:22,956 --> 00:19:25,206
[Squishing]

494
00:19:25,289 --> 00:19:26,748
[Inhales deeply]

495
00:19:26,831 --> 00:19:29,664
[Exhales]

496
00:19:39,789 --> 00:19:42,289
[Chirping]

497
00:19:42,373 --> 00:19:46,748
[Popping]

498
00:19:46,831 --> 00:19:49,873
[Both screaming]

499
00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:52,248
Another miserable day.

500
00:19:52,331 --> 00:19:54,873
[Groans]

501
00:19:54,956 --> 00:19:56,289
Oh.

502
00:19:56,373 --> 00:19:58,956
[Screaming]
Thud!

503
00:19:59,039 --> 00:20:03,039
Oh, how are we gonna find
the center of the ocean now?

504
00:20:03,123 --> 00:20:05,039
Both: Hmm.

505
00:20:05,123 --> 00:20:06,039
Ooh! Ooh!

506
00:20:06,123 --> 00:20:08,123
I know exactly what to do!

507
00:20:11,873 --> 00:20:13,789
Chomp!

508
00:20:13,873 --> 00:20:15,289
[Neighs]

509
00:20:15,373 --> 00:20:17,706
[Grunting]

510
00:20:21,331 --> 00:20:23,581
[Moaning]
Oh, that's better.

511
00:20:27,498 --> 00:20:28,623
Doing great, Patrick!

512
00:20:28,706 --> 00:20:30,206
We'll be there in no time.

513
00:20:30,289 --> 00:20:31,914
- Clunk!
- Ow!

514
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,039
Ow.

515
00:20:33,123 --> 00:20:34,123
[Gasps]

516
00:20:34,206 --> 00:20:35,956
I found it!

517
00:20:36,039 --> 00:20:38,123
Wow.
Good job.

518
00:20:38,206 --> 00:20:39,623
- Let's pull it.
- What?

519
00:20:39,706 --> 00:20:41,289
Why would we do that?

520
00:20:41,373 --> 00:20:43,331
Well, that was the whole point
of coming here, wasn't it?

521
00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:44,456
No!

522
00:20:44,539 --> 00:20:46,498
We came to see if it was real.

523
00:20:46,581 --> 00:20:48,748
Well, how do we know
this isn't a fake?

524
00:20:48,831 --> 00:20:49,956
We--

525
00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:51,373
We don't know.

526
00:20:51,456 --> 00:20:53,623
We won't know
unless we pull it.

527
00:20:53,706 --> 00:20:56,456
But if we pull it
and if it's real,

528
00:20:56,539 --> 00:20:57,956
the world may end.

529
00:20:58,039 --> 00:20:59,331
And if we don't,

530
00:20:59,414 --> 00:21:01,706
we'll never know.

531
00:21:05,914 --> 00:21:06,914
[Rumbling]

532
00:21:06,998 --> 00:21:09,664
No!

533
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:12,873
Boys, there's more
to that story about the drain.

534
00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:14,331
You see--

535
00:21:14,414 --> 00:21:17,164
We were the two ding-a-lings
who pulled that plug.

536
00:21:17,248 --> 00:21:18,164
[Both gasp]

537
00:21:18,248 --> 00:21:19,664
That's right.

538
00:21:19,748 --> 00:21:23,914
One day, Plankton and I
were wandering around.

539
00:21:23,998 --> 00:21:27,539
[Both humming]

540
00:21:27,623 --> 00:21:29,373
Both: Huh?

541
00:21:29,456 --> 00:21:32,373
[Both snicker]

542
00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:34,123
[Grunting]
Pop!

543
00:21:34,206 --> 00:21:35,123
Huh?

544
00:21:35,206 --> 00:21:36,706
[Screams]

545
00:21:39,456 --> 00:21:42,539
[Gurgling]

546
00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:47,956
[Whooshing and gurgling]

547
00:21:52,039 --> 00:21:54,789
You see, we had to lie

548
00:21:54,873 --> 00:21:57,248
to keep you from looking for it.

549
00:21:57,331 --> 00:22:01,414
We just didn't want you to
make the same mistake we made.

550
00:22:01,498 --> 00:22:02,664
Phew.

551
00:22:02,748 --> 00:22:05,039
That was a close one.

552
00:22:05,123 --> 00:22:06,414
Uh, yeah.

553
00:22:06,498 --> 00:22:08,998
We almost messed up big time.

554
00:22:09,081 --> 00:22:10,289
[Inhales deeply]

555
00:22:10,373 --> 00:22:11,914
Pop!
Phew!

556
00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,414
[Gurgling]

557
00:22:13,498 --> 00:22:14,914
Huh?

558
00:22:14,998 --> 00:22:17,373
[Screaming]

559
00:22:17,456 --> 00:22:19,498
[Screaming]

560
00:22:28,539 --> 00:22:31,623
[All screaming]

561
00:22:34,623 --> 00:22:36,081
[Screams]

562
00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:39,414
That's the most realistic story
I've ever heard.

563
00:22:39,498 --> 00:22:40,539
Pop!
[Gurgling]

564
00:22:42,248 --> 00:22:45,289
captioning by captionmax www.captionmax.com

565
00:22:45,373 --> 00:22:48,373
[Lilting ukulele music]

566
00:22:48,456 --> 00:22:56,206
♪ ♪